Anonymous
I went to a rally in mid Wales, what a great time I was having eating the food from the chuck tent and sampling the ales, the guys suggested we shoot in to town and sample some ale there, what a great idea I thought, while outside the pub I felt the burger and hot dog churning in my guts, suddenly I let rip with a long fart followed by an underpants full of mud.
I'm pretty sure if I had mentioned it at the time they would have found the pants and flew them over my tent. I now think I've past my initiation test, in the mud hut for starters.

Anonymous
Some years ago I decided one sunny afternoon to go for a quick jolly on my old sportster. I had just had a traditional Sunday lunch made up of a dodgy curry out of a freezer centre. Well, half way down the Cannock road my guts turned over which felt like a 20 pound conger eel was trying to get comfortable some where down by my bowel. F*ck me I thought I better get to a shitter quick. I turned off the road and headed to my work place not far off. I parked and as I swung my leg over to get off my bike it happened. The whole inside of me dropped straight out my ring piece without any effort from me. The stench was beyond words not to say the sensation of the mud running down both my legs. I cleaned myself up at work and chucked my soiled kit away in a bag in the skip. Put my overalls on and headed home. Like a fool I told my mates in the hope for some sympathy but only got a gut wrenching piss take in return

I turned up at work to find a great cloud of shit flies around the skip, “who the f*ck would dump a pair of shitted kegs in the skip “ the Gaffer said “f*cking gypos they’ll get anywhere” I replied in disgusted……..!!!!!!!

Anonymous
While up at a Northern rally last year one of our mates after a heavy night's drinking the night before, woke up and needed to go to the toilet. As it was light outside he had to get dressed. So he struggled into his shirt and jeans and was just struggling to put on his boots when. SPLAT!!!!!!!! Too late. He then had to carry on to the toilets to clean himself up. Sadly it was too late for the pants, they had to be abandoned in a dustbin.

Anonymous
Talking to a friend who had maybe the worst mud anyone could experience. He had taken a lady friend out for a curry and a few drinks, after entertaining her they went back to his friends flat where they got down to making a night of it, he proceeded to go for the honey pot, after a minute or so the girl let rip with a fart followed by fried rice and madras. Wow don't think anyone could better that.

Anonymous
One of the most embarrassing things in my life was when I was a twelve year old, I joined the junior army cadets.
The leaders took us away to camp, as I recall we arrived early and the leaders pitched the tents, there was an air of excitement going around because Field Marshal Montgomery was visiting the following day.
Any way dinner was served in the field canteen, maybe an hour or so later I noticed the boys queuing up for the field toilet they had picked up a tummy bug, I recall laughing at them because I was feeling ok.
The following day as we stood in parade Field Marshal Montgomery turned up and viewed the ranks, in the excitement I felt my stomach turning over then as he approached me I couldn't hold myself any more and let rip at that I felt as you call it the mud pore down my legs the smell was terrible, he must have had a good whiff as he stood over me looking down with a big smile on his face, I was so embarrassed I had to walk around for a couple of hours with it in my pants, it was only when we headed back for dinner I ran to the shower block.
As you have gathered by now I'm no spring chicken.

Anonymous
After making love with my girlfriend I got out of bed to put my pants back on and farted with a big smile on my face. This smile soon turned to complete embarrassment as a small amount of mud was ejected into my pants. I was all sheepish, but when i told my girlfriend what had happened she burst into laughter and hasn't let me forget it since.

Anonymous
When walking home from a night's drinking I had to stop for a piss against a disused factory wall. Whilst relieving myself I let one rip, only to be followed by mud. Oh no I thought. I still had about a mile to walk home. Bloody hell it was uncomfortable. Fortunately when I got home there was nobody else in, so it was straight up to the bathroom to clean up.

Anonymous
One of our mates was in St. Ives when he felt the need for the toilet. He was doing the "Stiff legged shuffle" to find a toilet. When he was nearly there he turned the last corner only to be confronted by a large dog, who started barking. SPLAT!!!!!!!!! Oh dear, new pants please.

Anonymous
While at the South West Custom Show I had more than my share of Guinness on the afternoon, when we went back to the tents I went for a leak only to pass wind and realise I nearly followed through, so head for the toilet block, almost there I had another bout of flatulence so I froze for a while hoping that my bowel would draw it back, unfortunately for me it didn't work and I shit myself, while heading to the toilet I heard the people in the tents laughing, of cause the only thing that passed my mind was they could see the stain in my pants. Finally I got to the toilet block and quickly entered one of the pans, I decided to keep flushing to wash my underpants out, once they were clear of the offending MUD I put them back on and took my jeans to the sink !!! thinking if anyone asks what happened to you I would have said I fell in that pool. The day continued and the Guinness was in flow, late that night while heading back I had the same bowel movement the only place I could see was by the pool, there was a caravan close to the trees so I ran over and emptied the MUD while hanging onto the caravans tow bar, the next morning while going for breakfast the people were standing outside the caravan and gave me a dirty look, O h dash they must have seen me, NO MORE GUINNESS FOR ME.
P.S. Sorry to say , but when I used the sink to wash my jeans out I forgot to wash it out !!!!!! OOP S !!!!

Anonymous
After a Halloween party at a pub we were on our way home and decided to stop for a curry. Before we got to the place I had to take a piss and so we pulled over at the side of the road. I got out and started pissing up against a small tree, whilst pissing I had to fart, but regretted it instantly as I felt a wet patch starting at the back. Oh no I thought, but finished my piss anyway and then got back in my girlfriend's car. I told her what had happened and she just laughed. We carried on to the curry place and as I got out to go in my girlfriend called me back to tell me that I had a huge brown stain on the back of my jeans. I still wanted to go in, but she had to in the end. It was only when we got home that I saw the damage. Oh! shit what a stain. Straight off with the jeans and into the shower (apparently I didn't want a shower, I just wanted to sponge myself, but she won and into the shower I went).

Anonymous
I happen to work with one of your members, he told me to check your website out, it all looks very good, I wondered in to the mud hut and found it very funny, although nothing like that has ever happened to me until the other day, while driving home after having a couple of pints I felt a fart coming on so I let it out at once I thought that was warm, at that my stomach started churning over and I was then in need of a toilet, this was totally impossible because I was stuck in a traffic jam, while sitting there I farted again followed by a even warmer feeling.
When I got home I rushed up to the toilet and pebble dashed the porcelain, my white underpants had a huge wet brown stain in them, so I decided to do the good thing and wash them out so the missus wouldn't see it, O dear it made them worse, so I done my best and dried them on the radiator then threw them in to the washing basket only to be asked by the missus the day after what happened to your undies ? before I could say anything she said it looks like you shit in them, SORRY LOVE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Anonymous
While chatting on MSN to a couple of friends I suddenly had the urge to fart so I leaned to one side and let rip, O dear the rip was followed by mud it also burnt my ass causing my piles to hurt, I left the computer and ran to the loo where I dumped the rest of it, I had to dab my ass with cold water to ease the pain of my burnt piles.

Anonymous
I was bending over to retrieve a video out of the machine, when I farted and followed through a bit. Instantly I knew what I had done, so I went up to the bathroom to go to the toilet. I pulled down my trousers and pants and bent over to survey the damage. Thinking back to what I had seen on your site I started to laugh and as I did I farted again and blew out an amount of poo that just looked like melted plain chocolate onto the bathroom floor.

Anonymous
Seven years back while on holiday with a friend, we pigged out on Jack Daniels, while heading back to our digs i asked him if he could catch, he said yes so i said catch this and proceeded to let out a loud fart as it came to the end my laughs soon turned to the puckered lips and bulging eyes as the mud poured down my legs.